Archive for February 26th, 2009

The actress recently revealed a little trick she used to nail auditions for theater plays. Here’s what Meryl Streep’s big secret was: “I have cheated to get a part. The first time was on Broadway years ago. Before the audition I filled my 32DD bra cups with paper towels. I got the part! I did it again to Sydney Pollack for ‘Out of Africa.’ I’d heard he didn’t think I was sexy enough so I filled them up again.” A-ha! So that was it! Meryl Streep rose up to fame and fortune due to a few paper towels in the right places. Now the true face of the industry is shown… but sadly, who will care? Oh well, back to watching big boobs bounce up and down while the acting still sucks… for after all, that’s what roles in the big bucks.

John Mayer may be a Grammy Awardee but he admits that the Academy Awards recently held last Sunday is a totally different ballgame. John Mayer had Oscars presenter Jennifer Aniston for a date but this did not help quell his jitters. He admitted to feeling like he just went from being a Grammy winner to a water boy when he got a glimpse of the Oscars complete with the Kodak Theater venue and the stars on the red carpet. It is entirely a different level, said John Mayer, who was there to give moral support to girlfriend Jennifer Aniston who presented the animation awards with Jack Black. However, it turned out that John Mayer needed more boost which was provided by Jennifer Aniston.

Walking the red carpet was like stepping into the Hollywood picture frame, he said, that you need to be with someone you know. Thank heavens for Jennifer Aniston who was there to boost not only John Mayer’s Oscar jitters but also his romantic image. The couple was so sweet and cuddly you would think it was a Valentines show they were watching instead of a four-hour Oscars Awards. The couple’s public appearance is finally a testament to their deepening relationship. So now that the red carpet walk is over, will the altar walk follow?