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Angelina’s twins rushed from hospital

Angelina Jolie smuggled her $10 million babies out of hospital at 4.30am yesterday.

It has been revealed that the twins were whisked out via the kitchen of the posh Lenval clinic near Nice.

They were rushed into a waiting van and driven to Angelina and Brad Pitt’s 35-bedroom Chateau Miraval.

Sources said: “It happened as quick as a flash, it was like a military operation.”

Just seven days old, and already Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline are experiencing the drama of an A-list existence. And all for the sake of a lucrative magazine deal.

Settlement Means Payday - Britney Spears

The recent custody settlement between Britney Spears means payday for Kevin Federline and his lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan. Under the terms of the settlement, KFed will be getting more child support. Currently, he pulls $15,000 a month from Britney. Under the deal, he’ll get just a little below $20,000. As for the lawyer, Kaplan who wanted a trial last month will now settle and get an additional $200,000 from Britney. The court has officially vacated the trial date even though the papers weren’t filed yet. The real headline is that there will no longer be a trial. Britney has since double her time with her kids since she was placed under conservatorship anyway.

Wanted: Pete Doherty

There’s a warrant out for Pete Doherty’s arrest. According to reports, the wreck of a rocker was due to appear in court this past Thursday to answer allegations of criminal damage. He is accused of chasing a woman into a shop after she took a picture of him and then girlfriend Irina Lazareanu in August 2007. Pete is now expected to appear before the magistrate next week – unless the cops get to him first. For all the trouble that’s still pending for Pete, they should have just kept him in jail. They wouldn’t have to waste any time and money getting him to appear or trying to find him if they just kept him.

Avril is Abbey Dawn

Avril Lavigne promoted the launch of her new clothing line, the Abbey Dawn collection, at Kohl’s department store on Thursday in Alhambra, California. Abbey Dawn was actually a nickname from the Canadian singer’s dad. It was a street name that her father saw while working in Kingston, Ontario. How cute, she dedicated her line to her dad basically. Though if you know Avril’s ego, she would probably say that she just liked to use the name. The line includes hoodies and jeans with skull and zebra patterns which is similar to the artwork on Avril’s latest album ‘The Best Damn Thing’.