Britney’s personalities…
January 21, 2008 on 6:52 pm | In Britney Spears, Funny, Music Artist, Personal Thoughts, Pictures, Rumor, Shopping, Singers | No Comments 
It has come to light that a terrifying multiple personality disorder in which she inhabits four distinct identities plagues Britney Spears. Reports emerging from the states claim the troubled star is considerably more disturbed than first thought.
Sources say that the erratic star assumes completely new characters at random and cannot remember her actions when in ‘character’. They go on to claim at any one time she could be “the British girl, the weepy girl, the diva or the incoherent girl.” It’s said the reason she failed to turn up to her most recent deposition was because she had become the British girl for the day and had no recollection of the appointment
Britney however claims she is having ‘great fun’. After getting designer shop Kitson to open for her in the middle of the night, the singer told a journalist pal on the phone, “I’m great! I’m really happy.”
Spears is said to have spent $10,000 in the designer shop walking away with a slew of items, including a blue Great China Wall sweatshirt, a bottle of Agent Provocateur perfume, a L.A.M.B. handbag and a Blue Anchor hoodie.
And after being snapped browsing for pregnancy kits earlier this week teasing Brit has taken her bizarre relationship with the paparazzi one stage further by proudly sporting a ring on her engagement finger.
Sources in the states say there’s little likelihood of her actually being engaged, but speculation surrounding her marital intentions is something the star will do little to dampen.
