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Britney Finds A New Way To Battle Paparazzi

Troubled star Britney Spears has found a new method of fighting the paparazzi - spraying photographers with windshield fluid. The 25-year-old singer - who already faces charges of driving without a valid California license, and earlier this month ran over a videographer’s foot - has now been accused of conducting a ’spray-and-run’ attack at a Los Angeles gas station. I am so sick of hearing about Britney, there are so many more important things going on in the world other than her spraying someone with windshield washer fluid. Who gives a X@@##! Really? Yet another attention grabbing move! She can’t live without them, as even a judge pointed out clearly. She out herself in those situations, then cries victim? I think not, she gets ZERO sympathy from me….!

Justin Timberlake Pays Tribute To The Late Steve Irwin

Justin Timberlake has donated $100,000 to an Australian wildlife fund, paying tribute to deceased Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin. The pop superstar is currently touring Australia on the latest leg of his FutureSex/LoveShow tour. It shows that this guy not the mean head people believe him to be and even if he is one then too I love him for acts such as these. Ok he is on an Aussie tour down under and this might be an act to wow his fans by showing that he has a soft heart of wildlife and for the super human efforts of the late Steve Irwin but still to pop up $100,000 it requires a heart to donate that kind of money.
Of course his music is top of the charts stuff always and his dancing abilities make him the star attraction where ever he goes to perform. Justin Timberlake has done a good thing. And I wish Steve was alive. I truly miss him and always will.

Fame And Money Didn’t Help Lonely Nicole Kidman

Hollywood star Nicole Kidman insists fame and money failed to ease her loneliness after her divorce from actor Tom Cruise. Kidman split from Cruise in 2001 after 11 years of marriage, and the star found it challenging to adjust to life as a single woman. Fame and Money can get you some really good cow dunk cake and at most the best luxury yachts and Lamborghinis and mansions in Malibu and a husband why not Hollywood celebrities can probably buy anything so why not a husband for themselves. But how long is the whole arrangement going to last. I know it is hard after a relationship that’s fallen apart but life goes on and you have to find the strength to regroup and begin a new. Hopefully she is now happy with hubby Keith and I wish her all the best for a happy future.

Courtney Love has Baggage

Kurt Cobain’s widow Courtney Love has been on a roller coaster ride ever since her husband passed away. We all have to understand that she has a lot of baggage with her. But not this much!

The 43-year old Mary-Kate look-alike rocker caused a commotion when she landed at LAX with bags under her eyes and almost 30 pieces of luggage with her. Hopefully, there’s at least one decent outfit in those suitcases. Oh who am I kidding? Each luggage is probably filled with one disastrous outfit after another. And those 28 outfits may be what’s causing the bags under her eyes because she can’t get any sleep over how her sense of fashion just sucks.

Kate Hudson Gets Le Divorce

It took a little longer than 10 days, but Kate Hudson has officially lost her guy.
A Los Angeles Superior Court judge signed off on Hudson and Chris Robinson’s divorce papers Thursday, officially ending the couple’s marriage of almost six years. Guys we are so engrossed in the lives and happenings of celeb couples and we are also so interested in what’s happening in our neighborhood that we forget that the control of other’s lives lay in their hands and not ours’. Can’t you all read from the papers and magazines that they have said that they had irreconcilable differences and if that were they case then I think it’s best to part ways than to live together and make life hell for each other. What’s the point continuing when there is no love to share?

Cuban Misses the Mark on Dancing

On a night that saw an inordinate amount of thrills and spills, Mark Cuban should have concentrated harder on his three wishes. Showmanship and an entertaining “I Dream of Jeannie”-inspired samba couldn’t keep the 49-year-old billionaire on Dancing with the Stars any longer. We paid $200 a pop to sit in prime seats at the Christian Dove awards in Nashville - we thought we were going to get to see a lot. We sat there 4 hours just to watch most of the event pretaped on a television screen. The only things live on TV were the top categories being read and the people coming up to accept the awards. There was also musical entertainment however, most of it had been pretaped during the week elsewhere and shown on a TV screen to the live studio audience. The people who watched it on TV at home thought they were getting the real deal and that it was happening live. It’s the way the television is - they trick viewers at home into thinking it’s a live show when in fact it’s all been pretaped.

Kim Kardashian stopping second sex tape release

Another sex tape! This chick is stupid. No way has she blocked the release. She will make too much coin off it as she has no other talents. I mean, it takes alot to be pissed on for the sake of art. But to do it twice, well, ya know, a girl has bills to pay. Ass implants, fake boobies nose job, etc. and don’t even ask about the wardrobe bills. She will be wanting to see the release copy and make sure that every from her butt to her boobs to her lips and everything we can think of is looking super classy even it isn’t in reality to make it a hit and everyone from no man’s land gets to see Kim the slut in a new avatar so for the next couple her reality show Kardashian is there on TV and keeping making people sick of seeing her.

Fires Torch Penn’s Land, Threaten Celeb Homes

A wildfire that began early Sunday morning in Malibu scorched a plot of land belonging to Sean Penn on Monday and has forced evacuations all over the tony Pacific-adjacent enclave, including gated communities where celebs such as Mel Gibson, Jennifer Aniston and Kelsey Grammar reside. Their money comes from doing inconsequential work in some good movies and some more of really hopeless movies but their contract salaries and perks continue to rise and make them millionaires. They splash that money every night at night clubs and their luxuries like yachts and what not, may be this nature’s way of saying that these morons need to think of their responsibilities towards the environment they live in and use extensively for their pleasures but never do anything to help their surrounding in return for the benefits. Well all the same I do not have a bad heart to feel joyful at a time when they are in serious danger of losing their houses, its bad to happen to anyone be it the man who lost his house during the Katrina Hurricane or bush fires or any calamity.

Weekend Box Office - Top 10

1. 30 Days of Night (2007) $16M
2. Why Did I Get Married? (2007) $12.1M
3. The Game Plan (2007) $8.12M
4. Michael Clayton (2007) $7.1M
5. Gone Baby Gone (2007) $6M
6. The Comebacks (2007) $5.85M
7. We Own the Night (2007) $5.5M
8. The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) $5.14M
9. Rendition (2007) $4.17M
10. The Heartbreak Kid (2007) $3.9M

Britney Spears Runs Over Cameraman’s Foot

Britney Spears is in more trouble after running over a video grapher’s foot. The pop superstar, who was stripped of visitation rights in her child custody battle on Wednesday, carelessly drove over a cameraman’s foot as she sped away from a medical center in Beverly Hills on Thursday afternoon. whatever yeah he was paparazzi but seriously how many more little “accidents” like this is she going to have before people wise up and take that bit*hes f*cking license away? yeah there should be a law that says paparazzi cant come within 15 feet but there should also be a law that says when Britney’s driving look the f*ck out. Another thing in the past one month or even more, preceding the VMA there hasn’t been a single day that this lady hasn’t hit the celebrity headlines, some day she is busy sipping Starbucks coffee and that too hasn’t been incident free coz while sipping coffee she drives her car and isn’t in control of the car.

Lance Bass came out of the closet to Britney first

But, Lance, you still(!) are the “southern-gentleman”. You always were, and you always will be, sweetheart. The only difference between the gentleman they thought you were, and the gentleman that you are now, is that you are a-kind-of, “hey, come on my face”, kind of a gentleman now. I feel so ridiculous! I just married a longtime friend. I’m coming down off of who-knows what, and I am, like, so hungry! Ya’ know what I need? I need an acquaintance to profess their homosexuality to me. That’ll make me feel better. And if someone has a problem with what I said here then just shut the **** up and pee behind the door to relieve yourself of any things that’s holding you up and I think that most of you have got it right what I mean here and for those who cannot get the meaning then again just shut up and keeping doing what you can do best.

Pal: O.J. Requested Firepower

Will the dream team defend him from this problem or will they turn their backs to him as they have to know they were the ones responsible for getting a quilty man to walk free to escape a double murder charge, for which he was guilty of doing, this should be a breeze for them - The voice you hear on the tape is not OJ Simpson but a body double of Simpson, to make it look like he is trying to rob this person, the person faked the whole scene and called OJ a few minutes before the police came in. Please my client innocent on all charges. HA! That would be thrilling to hear them say that and then the jury finds him guilty of armed robbery, because unlike the murder jury, these people will not be moved by the bloody race card, but by the facts that stands before them.

Another Custody Hearing for Spears

Oops she must have done it again. Britney Spears and her ex hubby Kevin Federline got a surprise custody hearing today in Los Angeles County Superior Court. What scares me is the fact that she DOES seem to be getting better. i just don’t think it’s for real. And I’m afraid that the parties involved will assume everything is “fixed” because she passed some drug tests and went to a few counseling sessions. Her daily routines and life should also reflect change, and they don’t. I am 100% rooting for her to get her shit together; I genuinely hope she gets well. I just don’t think it happens so fast. Well what ever the magic of her mom coming to her help has done she has to somehow maintain this good behavior for some more time till the 26th of October when both MUST attend their scheduled hearing.

Clooney: I Drank to Talk to Women

Womanizer George Clooney admits that he wasn’t always a smooth operator with women. He actually had a lot of trouble talking to girls at a young age until he discovered alcohol. He admits that drinking gave him the confidence to approach girls. Oh, don’t be so prude! I know what he means. The alcohol allowed him to free less inhibited. He didn’t say he was a drunk, he said he partook of “liquid courage”. That’s okay, George! Me and you can have a drink and laugh at these prudish girls. Alcohol definitely does smooth things over but it also can screw things up. How many times have you had someone approach you who reeks of alcohol? Turn off! But yeah its like an addiction, once you know that this alcohol creates a sea change in your attitude while making moves on girls then it’s like you being to trust it as a friend and never go out on a date without it.

T.I. probably hates snitches even more now

Most of you probably heard about this over the weekend, but just in case, rapper T.I. was arrested on federal charges for having his bodyguard purchase machine guns for him. Rappers are so fanciful. And great fodder. I do enjoy reading about millionaire playboy-fuckheads screwing their fortunes away by making some of the dumbest decisions possible. The only thing that holds an individual down is that individuals drive to be successful, if by holding on to the past, or an outdated ideal such as racism, the man, or woman who claims that it’s another’s doing, has effectively copped out. And because of such that they are where they are. They simply use history as an excuse not to work hard enough to break the cycle they find themselves in. Laziness is the reason somebody decides that criminal activity is the only way to get ahead; cowards are the only ones who use the shroud of bigotry. I have had the privilege, in my short years, to have known successful people of all races colors and creeds.

Jerry Hall Signs $2 Million Book Deal

Just look at these girls out there in Hollywood, ones from Britain ok and that’s Heather Mills who is reportedly asking for a 40 million pound fortune from Beatle legend Paul McCartney and here is the other Bi*ch called Jerry who is another of those gold diggers who is going tell us all about her relationship with another music artist Mick Jagger. You go girl! Tell all about you & The Mick. Smear his name all over the pages; god knows you need the money. So take pen in hand and write your little heart out. What some people will do for money. I know there are a lot of people out there who will say that extra little to make the book revelation more spicy and profitable as she would have made a deal with the publishers that there would be a basic amount to write it and then sharing in the royalties that the book earns after every print.

Cindy Crawford Upset By Playboy Signing Shock

Sexy supermodel Cindy Crawford snapped at a fan during a signing session in Dallas, Texas recently when he asked her to autograph a copy of men’s magazine Playboy. Well obviously now she regrets posing for playboy & being nude now that she is a mother. She has no one to blame but herself, I am sure she enjoyed making the money from it. And to get angry at that man makes her look like a jerk. She promotes a lot of products that are garbage & she seems like a really snooty person. Why behave like that when you were happy posing nude for that every same magazine, or is that now that you do not fit in that magazine and there are better more younger girl who have taken the sheen away from you so you no longer want to even touch that magazine. I know that’s not the case, it’s just that today to do not think it is appropriate that you have your name with a lewd mag that once was you bread and butter and your not the hot knife that can cut through the cheese. Times change, people change even faster.

Orlando Bloom Involved In Car Accident

I was watching it off of extra or E! News one of those shows… and all I saw was that he got out of the car. He walked away from his friends for about a minute and then turned back around and he was staying with his friends till the ambulance got there. The reason he gave for the crash was because of the paps. He was given a breathalyzer test and passed, and he crashed into two cars that were parked. Now if their is something else out there that states otherwise I have not seen it as of yet. Look guys, he could be under influence and I do not want to contest that, but what I would like to ask everyone of you having an opinion on this and every celeb accident that takes place is why the f**k do we not blame the paparazzi over here. They followed Diana and she got killed, lucky no one got killed here but in an accident the fate is not known. I call for the paps to be hit on the road in front of all these commuters of see these accidents happening and blame the celebs for driving under influence.

Britney Leaves Court In Tears

Spears went to the courthouse in downtown LA to personally ask for overnight visits with her children. L.A. County Court Commissioner Scott Gordon accepted her plea and agreed to give Spears ONE overnight visit a week. Although she technically got what she asked for, Spears left the courtroom visibly upset and teary-eyed. She showing us that though she has got want she wants yet she will never get over the fact the she has lost the custody of her children and that’s what is still hurting her the most. But Britney you have yourself to blame and no one else. If you though twice before those stupid swimming pool acts and other’s that have followed, if ever you thought twice that you love you kids and you really want to keep them, if you had twice thought that Kevin was all this time preparing to rip you off the custody of your two sons then probably you wouldn’t have to remorse and visit the courts to see your kids once a week.

Kid Rock Wants His Ring Back

Kid Rock believes that Pamela Anderson should return the $500,000 wedding ring he bought her now that she has remarried. “Maybe she’ll send my ring back. I doubt it, but, boy, that would be nice.” If you consider the fact that Pam and Kid’s marriage lasted only 3 months, I’d want that half a million back too. Talk about an expensive mistake! I tell ya…nothing surprises me with that chick. Yea, I’d want my ring back too, before she pawned it, if I was Kid Rock. I mean the guy has some flow but $500,000 is a chunk of change. What does she need it for now? I’ve never liked her, and to keep a ring like that is just selfish. What does she need it for? The memories, Come on, you can’t get any more selfish than that. She’s fug too.

Jamie Lynn to the Rescue

Not even a full week since a successful reunion and Jamie Lynn is already fighting her sister’s battles. Britney Spears was verbally attacked by a random California local on the street over the weekend but Jamie Lynn was having none of it.

The sisters were just heading into a sushi place in Malibu when a woman came up to them and started shouting how nobody wants the troublesome Spears in the neighborhood. The paps defended Britney by yelling at the woman but it’s when Jamie Lynn stepped in when things got juicy.

The younger Spears showed that she has some of her sister in her when she screamed “Then move the f**k out of the neighborhood!” The woman took offense to it and tried to grab at Jamie but Brit pulled Jamie quickly into the joint.

The woman then continued on to scream at the paps with rants on Nicole Richie and Madonna. Crazy.

Catherine Zeta-Jones Talks Marriage and Kids

Catherine Zeta-Jones is the epitome of beauty; she’s flawless, ageless, and as classy as they come. She said she lucked out big time about her marriage and then also says that Michael and she had an amazing bonding that kept them together so she should also be aware that in a relationship there are two who tango and if she lucked I’d say that Michael has turned out to be more than a little lucky. Its never that just the hubby loves the wife and the wife doesn’t or vice versa and it ever the case then it won’t be difficult to predict that there could be end to the relationship. They have lovely kids and they are also planning to stay together during Christmas in India when Michael will be shooting for his movie there. All these things just point to one thing that the two are inseparable and I wish they remain inseparable for life. They are role models for all the other celebs who just can’t stop fighting each other and fight custody battles and email leaks.

Britney’s Visitation Got Nixed

Britney Spears was supposed to have her first supervised visitation with her kids on Thursday morning but Life & Style is reporting that it never happened. Why? It’s all because of a broken intercom. What?!

She checked into the Beverly Wilshire hotel the night before but during the wee hours of the morning, she upped and left heading back to her Malibu home. It’s unclear whether it’s what Britney wanted or because KFed’s lawyer went against it.

Anyway, Brit was reportedly up before the time of the boys’ arrival but they never showed up. About an hour later, a call came in saying that the boys were going back to Kevin because no one answered when they buzzed and waited for around 40 minutes.

Leonardo DiCaprio To Build ‘Green’ Hotel

Hollywood heartthrob Leonardo DiCaprio is teaming up with the owners of the Four Seasons Resorts to create a ‘green hotel’ in the Caribbean. These stars are always on the look out for money making ventures, they already have so much money that if spent sensibly then their grandchildren won’t have to sweat a